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CHRISTIANITY - Peace Love Acceptance


TAGS: prayer jesus god stupid atheist christian religion catholic church star wars baptist westboro
Rating: 3.24/5

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Sociopath - July 14, 2013, 5:09 am
They actually have a good point and they are clearly not bothered about your feelings
rerun - November 11, 2010, 9:13 am

These people are a disgrace to any religion. They protest at military funerals, weddings, just about evrything. They seem to preach hate and the opposite of what religion is supposedly about.
TheTrashHeap - November 11, 2010, 9:08 am
They worship Christ, that makes them Christians. These folks belong to the westboro baptist church and they love them some Jesus... (and hate them some queers.)
Joseph DeMartino Jr. - November 10, 2010, 11:12 pm
these are NOT christians. there some nuts that hate evrybody. there so evil the frickin kkk rejects and relations with them!
agdaniele - March 6, 2010, 7:49 am
Dozens of different christians hate each other. Can't even agree under the same god.
Fenrir - March 6, 2010, 3:25 am
Christians hate these people. I know because I hate these people.
faulty switch - October 3, 2009, 1:15 am
mrbombastic. with people this dumb and ignorant, natural selection is bound to catch up.
lulz - September 29, 2009, 11:30 am
wtf im Christian but these people are dumb
mrbombastic - September 29, 2009, 11:25 am
These people are not Christian. They are barely even human. This is possibly the one case where I would ever approve of abortion.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 22, 2009, 6:45 am
poster*
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 22, 2009, 6:44 am
These people do not represent any faith I believe in. A more apt wording for this poser would have been "Christianity: You're doing it wrong."
Rollseyes - August 22, 2009, 3:37 am
These are not Christians. These are idiots.
BriaHere - June 27, 2009, 7:40 pm
These people need to be extinct. Soon.
WTF? - June 27, 2009, 7:07 pm
Who the hell are these people?
TTD - June 13, 2009, 3:33 pm
There are 10 million scienetologists in the world, thats 10 million too many...
familyghost - May 15, 2009, 10:43 pm
Extremists make me laugh. As a side note, what did I do to God to make him hate me exactly?
kungfusion - May 15, 2009, 10:41 pm
agreed
Velin - November 28, 2008, 8:22 am
Thats comment I totaly agree with... Too bad someones thing that extremists represent religion
Johnny - October 28, 2008, 5:59 pm
It's just like Islam... you will always have your extremists no matter what organization you're in.


IF THE WBC PROTESTS AT YOUR FUNERAL -


TAGS: westboro baptist church protest funeral
Rating: 4.78/5

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AsheMika - April 4, 2014, 7:53 pm
Ugh. Although I have never read the bible, I'm catholic... Officially. I don't believe these idiots. I'm atheist so I don't really believe in God anyway.
nicholsjoshua15 - February 26, 2013, 4:31 pm
I have read the bible many times and what I got out of it is : The old ways and old rules were for the past. The new rules and the new ways are for the present and the future.
Renza - February 26, 2013, 4:09 pm
What Jesus taught and did is only a part of the bible. God is pretty big on hating and killing the non believers that refuse to convert. Doubly so for anything that could be remotely construed as being opposing him, amongst other things.
nicholsjoshua15 - February 26, 2013, 3:02 am
No they're not. Read what Jesus taught and did. Did Jesus say that you should judge, hate, or be cruel? The answer is no.
Renza - January 23, 2013, 9:29 am
To be fair, they are following the bible (as opposed to modern interpretations) fairly well, they're just a few guns short of doing it right.
Budog - January 14, 2012, 12:40 am
Bricemara, I believe you are right about not reading the Bible. Hell, I am not a Christian and I have read the Bible cover to cover more than once!
bricemara - January 13, 2012, 3:02 pm
a part me loves this poster,but a part me just thinks its wrong,because i dont think theve read the bible.no avence budog,your one of the best.
Budog - January 13, 2012, 1:00 am
Well they aren't the first group to proof text and take biblical scriptures out of context to try and justify their bigotry and hatred. Aryan Nations did the same thing too, claiming they were a "Christian Organization".
Nissta - January 12, 2012, 8:18 pm
In line with Vultures post OH NO NOT ANOTHER BIBLE THUMPER I REALLY CAN HEAR YOU SAY, yes & no. This just what the bible says God is Love! therefore He cant hate or curse AND there is NO HELL really there is no hell. It's helps to know the bible first
Budog - January 6, 2012, 12:14 am
mommyfairy, I concur with your sentiment but also know they will continue to get press. Sad to say the 1st Amendment protects these a**holes free speech as it does ours. Fortunately there are groups that stand up to them and speak out.
mommyfairy - January 5, 2012, 7:05 pm
I love this poster, but a part of me doesn't want anyone to ever mention them because they want the publicity
Feasibly - December 31, 2011, 9:09 pm
Man, that image tempts me to do a DOUBLE hand facepalm...lol
Budog - December 31, 2011, 7:16 pm
They are for real. They even picket funerals of soldiers who were killed in action, defending their warped and f***ed up sense of free speech.
crankyhead - December 31, 2011, 5:55 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6e5hRLbCaCs Best counter protest ever.
maoworks2 - December 31, 2011, 5:46 pm
Right On, Eh !
vulture - December 31, 2011, 5:14 pm
I thought this must be shopped, but no - they really are that extreme. I guess they don't READ the Bible, just use it as an excuse for their natural viciousness. Sad, really. Best to just ignore them, they hate that more than anything else. Jihadists, eh?
maoworks2 - December 31, 2011, 4:27 pm
Boy O Boy, What A Crew !!


PROOF OF CREATIONISM? - A Banana Fits in Your Hand But it Also Fits in Your Ass


TAGS: prayer jesus god stupid atheist christian religion catholic church baptist westboro
Rating: 2.9/5

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LogicDude - April 28, 2009, 11:27 am
Somehow I knew all this Anti-America drama would boil down to Mark and his avatar. Now look what you did!
Inferiority complex - April 28, 2009, 11:00 am
...so, do your parents argue a lot? you know, being brother and sister and all. The world only hates America because of people like you, go wave a flag you moron
Inferiority complex - April 28, 2009, 10:56 am
Hey Mark, cool pic!! Wow! the american flag AND an eagle looking straight at you! Whoa! That is some cool ****! Personally I woul've squeezed a pic of a bulldozer in the top corner but there you go...
Mark - March 24, 2009, 10:32 pm
My my my...such hostility. You have some serious repressed anger issues don't you Tim Tim. I thought you just hated me, but it seems you hate everyone and everything. But buck up there b***ercup. Things will get better after puberty.
Dr. Rank - March 24, 2009, 9:06 pm
So does my foot.


WESTBORO BAPTIST CHURCH -


TAGS: westboro baptist church kkk
Rating: 4.34/5

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Hasbunmb - April 18, 2010, 4:34 am
Nice to see even the KKK has standards...


Fossils -


TAGS: bible jesus god stupid atheist christian scientists religion catholic church baptist westboro
Rating: 2.88/5

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VivaLaBukkit - October 12, 2010, 8:52 am
haha so logical
Nigga - September 29, 2009, 3:31 am
Fkn Sad Is what this poster is


WESTBORO BAPTIST CHURCH - Taking the retarded to a new level of extreme...


TAGS: westboro baptist church retarded extreme
Rating: 4.55/5

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440wakeup - May 27, 2011, 5:21 pm
Well the shock value of the dead soldiers funerals has waore off, so now they're saying bre*** canceris GOD's punishment on the US for tolerating homo***uals, next it'll be crib-death or SIDS. They're the reason Elizabeth TAYLOR was burried b4 they could
440wakeup - May 27, 2011, 5:19 pm
lol
GySgt1811 - October 13, 2010, 3:31 pm
Stengun, you may have insulted a zit.
stenusmc - October 13, 2010, 9:44 am
WBC is a zit that needs to be popped.
Budog - October 13, 2010, 3:32 am
WBC also protests at funerals of soldiers killed in Iraq and Afghanistan. They carry signs like "Thank God For Dead Soldiers" and say it is God's will for the U.S. tolerating homo***uals.
GySgt1811 - October 12, 2010, 8:49 pm
If attending Westboro Baptist Church makes one a Christian, then standing in a garage makes one a car. 5 loonies.
AdmiralAckbar - October 12, 2010, 2:06 pm
google it, urm, a trap?
Reality Lord - October 12, 2010, 1:55 pm

ok...ty google....the pricks..even desecrate the flag....good poster dude.
Reality Lord - October 12, 2010, 1:53 pm

i guess i'll google westboro baptist church and score you later.


FAITH - "Say what you will about the sweet miracle of unquestioning faith. I consider a capacity for it terrifying and absolutely vile." --Kurt Vonnegut


TAGS: kurt vonnegut faith bible jesus god stupid indoctrination creationists atheist christian scientists religion catholic church baptist westboro
Rating: 2.67/5

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Be scared - October 31, 2008, 6:04 pm
Of whatever you can't understand because your too dense to give any thought...


1+1=4 - Consistent With the Rest of Christian Logic


TAGS: prayer jesus god stupid atheist christian religion catholic church baptist westboro
Rating: 2.84/5

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Zagato - March 7, 2010, 7:40 pm
"For this reason a man will leave his father and mother and be united to his wife, and they will become one flesh." I really don't see how that says you can't be g**. i'm not g**, but it's still not telling me i can't be.
agdaniele - April 13, 2009, 9:33 pm
Only on fridays.
Nonsense - April 13, 2009, 8:25 pm
Bah! In a world where prophets and miracles exist, Christians could make 2+2=... FISH!
HAHA - March 13, 2009, 11:02 am
Zed you are full of total **** now back in the closet Fag!!!!!!!
Zed - December 16, 2008, 10:22 am
You don't have to be g** to know the poster (and the mentality behind it) is total ****.
punk monkey boy - December 1, 2008, 12:04 am
Wait... so are all of you g**? Cuz you're bustin this poster like you are against what it says.
judas - November 2, 2008, 12:52 am
lol @ christian tards
Shtoink - October 29, 2008, 2:21 am
i think its funny people can sit out there and do this seriously. and those arent division signs! they are ratios :D
Culos - October 28, 2008, 5:41 pm
This is advanced Math. 1+1=4 is easy but what about 2 divided by 24 or worse 19 divided by 4 minus 6?
Praying - October 28, 2008, 3:46 pm
Praying for you, not just your logic, but your reading and math skills too.


The Bible -


TAGS: jesus god stupid atheist christian religion catholic church baptist westboro
Rating: 3.15/5

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Pathetic - February 11, 2009, 10:22 am
Many noted historians from the area and time where "jesus" lived, and not 1 wrote a single thing about him.....Santa makes more sense then Jesus.
Pathetic - February 11, 2009, 10:21 am
Many noted historians from the area and time where "jesus" lived, and not 1 wrote a single thing about him.....Santa makes more sense then Jesus.
4real - February 3, 2009, 12:01 pm
So f***ing true.
Meh - December 24, 2008, 11:32 am
Ah you miss the point, not meant to scientifically accurate. And any Christian who says otherwise is a little deranged. That however doesn't mean that some of the contents isn't historically accurate.
Highlord - November 16, 2008, 7:59 am
speaking from experience, you seem to be


ISLAM - 5 Times a Day Or you Don't Get the 72 Virgins


TAGS: islam muslim bible jesus god stupid indoctrination creationists atheist christian scientists religion catholic church baptist westboro
Rating: 2.17/5

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rerun - October 12, 2010, 7:21 pm

see ya Viva
culos - October 12, 2010, 9:39 am
VivalaBendOver, have you noticed the dates the posters you comment on were created? We've moved on since then and have no need for Religion bashers. STFU or GTFO I guess...
GreyScorpion - October 12, 2010, 9:13 am
VivaLaDumbAss, did you just come into OUR house and tell us to STFU? not a good idea. one more stupid outburst, and you'll known as will be VivaLaGone. take it over to Politifake.org if you want to voice your opinion.
VivaLaBukkit - October 12, 2010, 9:05 am
we're on this site for a cheap laugh, not a religious debate so plz. . . just shut the f*ck up. . . all of you
VivaLaBukkit - October 12, 2010, 9:04 am
all these stupid arguments are why my religious belief is D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F, terrorist muslim extremists are a minority amongs islam ppl. saying the acts of thousands is the acts of all is just a wee bit racist. WTFO is a hypocrite
WTFO - May 2, 2009, 12:11 am
Did I mention that hermes is an ignorant ***k? Accepting the acts of thousands engaged in the "jihad" by pointing to the acts of a few. And by the way, when was the last time an abortion clinic was bombed? Just curious.
hermes - May 1, 2009, 4:26 pm
did i mention mark is an arogant JERK OFF?
Hermes - May 1, 2009, 4:24 pm
hey mark did you hear about the uncivilized a**holes blowing up family planing centers. they where christians you arrogant jerk off. we all have crazies in our religions.
dgbt - March 10, 2009, 6:07 pm
Christianity nor Islam did any of those things, it was crazy extremist a**holes that did them.
Mark - March 10, 2009, 5:14 pm
I'm sorry...should I have capitalized "idiot?"
Airman - March 10, 2009, 5:11 pm
Mark, you need to quit being so vague..
Mark - March 10, 2009, 5:08 pm
And one other thing, you're an idiot.
Mark - March 10, 2009, 5:07 pm
barockeva - Read your own comment and then STFU. "In ye olden times." That was then and this is now. The plague-ridden corpses you refer to was a common practice used in siege warfare. Not quite the same as blowing up a peaceful market or police station
Airman - March 10, 2009, 4:54 pm
Christians do have to own up to "Jimmy Swigert".
barockeva - March 10, 2009, 4:52 pm
The christians did their jihad back in ye olden times. Only instead of suicide bombers they used plague-ridden corpses. Don't try to act like christianity is some innocent religion. It's done more then it's share of terrible things in the world.
Elder God Douchebag - February 4, 2009, 10:06 am
I'm working on it.
LogicDude - February 4, 2009, 10:05 am
Yeah, why just the other day I read about a whole rash of Christian suicide bombers running around the Middle East. Oh wait, there AREN'T any of those are there?
barockeva - February 4, 2009, 8:44 am
Christianity is just as bad.
Jimbo - January 2, 2009, 10:45 pm
This would be the perfect place to test a new bomb of some sort. f*** islam.
spitfire111 - December 9, 2008, 1:07 am
dude, don't insult other people's religion just because you don't like it....
Narutarded - October 30, 2008, 8:06 pm
And if you do get the 72 virgins, they're all basement-dwelling mama's boys like Energy.


Indoctrination -


TAGS: jesus god stupid indoctrination atheist christian scientists religion catholic church baptist westboro
Rating: 2.37/5

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LogicDude - October 30, 2008, 11:37 am
Please either go postal or work in an office where someone else will. Talk about single-track postings...
... - October 30, 2008, 11:12 am
Please mail your self already


GLUTTONY - No Longer One of the Seven Deadly Sins




FLAMETHROWER - Always efficient


TAGS: fifth element flamethrower always efficient jean baptiste emanuel zorg
Rating: 2.35/5

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Johnny - October 25, 2008, 6:30 pm
LoL... ya, if they used a real one they would burn down that set in a heart beat.
michael - October 25, 2008, 7:03 am
thats not a real flamethrower....it runs on propane, not kerosene....kool picture anyway


HELL - Silly Christians Myths Are For Kids


TAGS: hell bible jesus god stupid atheist christian religion catholic church baptist westboro
Rating: 2.77/5

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LURCH - July 15, 2009, 6:23 pm
Wait a second!!! the osmonds are mormons that doesn't count
LogicDude - July 15, 2009, 2:05 pm
I'm sorry, are you feeling persecuted?
a name of no use - July 15, 2009, 8:36 am
"YOU ATHEISTS, WE DON'T MAKE FUN OF YOU GUYS BURNING IN ETERNAL d***ATION, WHY ALL THE HOSTILITY?"--Why do Christians always conveniently forget the Inquisition, Salem Witch Trials, slavery, Vatican indifference during World War II, and The Osmonds?
TheTrashHeap - July 15, 2009, 2:26 am
Anything that is your holy or sacred I’m gonna desecrate and use in jest But you’ll never hear a crack about Mohammed Cuz I don’t wanna get sh** in the chest
Ironhand - July 15, 2009, 1:59 am
I found the actual lost beggining to the bible. It actualy begins. Once upon a time in immagination land.
LURCH - July 15, 2009, 12:04 am
YOU ATHEISTS, WE DON'T MAKE FUN OF YOU GUYS BURNING IN ETERNAL d***ATION, WHY ALL THE HOSTILITY?
jerqls - April 6, 2009, 7:41 pm
Very often there is a grain of truth in what we might consider to be myth.
lol - October 30, 2008, 10:31 pm
lol, stupid **** christians.


HELL - The Bogeyman For Brainwashed Adults


TAGS: hell bible jesus god stupid atheist christian religion catholic church baptist westboro
Rating: 2.79/5

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Jackieboy - October 2, 2009, 4:13 pm
I'd *** that


STEM CELL RESEARCH - Science is Satan's Handiwork Jesus Decides When You Die Be Grateful or You're Going to Hell


TAGS: stem cell research bible jesus god stupid atheist christian religion catholic church baptist westboro
Rating: 1.42/5

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Porcelina - November 23, 2008, 12:14 am
Just out of curiosity, what religion ARE you? If you really are an atheist... What's your logic. Just apathy?
WTFO - November 23, 2008, 12:13 am
Spell check on myself: make that "like a fart" drop the "s". Spelling nazis can move on, thank you.
WTFO - November 23, 2008, 12:11 am
Personnally, I don't care what religion people believe in but LogicDude is right you ain't funny. Your opinion is like a farts, no matter how hard you try, it still won't amount to ****.
LogicDude - November 11, 2008, 11:30 am
Yes...you have just one long unfunny - not one iota - theme. We get it already. You're against Christians. NEXT!!!
gonepostal42 - November 11, 2008, 3:11 am
just for the record, that's sarcastic. Check out the rest of my posts...there's a common theme
Merlin - November 10, 2008, 11:39 pm
Bwahahah! Oh, f***, that's funny an- wait, you're serious? Ahh, who gives a **** what crock you believe in, I'm gonna do who and what I please, and science it up!
Dante - November 7, 2008, 12:15 pm
IF I AM GOING TO HELL I MIGHT AS WELL DO WHAT I WANT AND ENJOY THE RIDE!!!
Dante - November 7, 2008, 12:14 pm
(Cap lock Time.)


THIS WAY! - Jesus Raptor saves, and he loves irony!




Rickets -


TAGS: jesus god stupid indoctrination creationists atheist christian scientists religion catholic church baptist westboro
Rating: 2.48/5

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PoD - November 3, 2009, 11:01 pm
I am not sure if this is put up genuinely, or poking fun at creationists. I would hope for the sake of humanity it is the latter.


GREED - No Longer One of the Seven Deadly Sins


TAGS: jim bakker bible jesus god stupid indoctrination creationists atheist christian scientists religion catholic church baptist westboro
Rating: 2.16/5

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Scorpio7 - November 18, 2008, 8:39 am
This is a real book, written by real a**hole, and publshed in 1996. http://lccn.loc.gov/97102988


Christian Scientists -


TAGS: jesus god stupid atheist christian scientists religion catholic church baptist westboro
Rating: 2.04/5

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anonymous - November 24, 2008, 12:01 am
tl;dr


MILITANT BAPTISTS - A Bad Idea Poorly Executed


TAGS: prayer jesus god stupid atheist christian religion catholic church baptist westboro
Rating: 1.93/5

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hey garth - September 5, 2009, 2:22 am
go to youtube and type in westboro baptist church....sad as it is these signs are NOT ph**oshoped
garth - June 12, 2009, 11:36 am
is this sarcasm? or do you not see the ph**oshop?
Hector - March 1, 2009, 8:54 am
These people give regular homophobes a bad name. Thanks, Jesus N' Mo.
barockeva - January 31, 2009, 3:12 am
Christian warriors make Jesus cry.
god? - January 11, 2009, 6:27 am
i came buckets
Matters_Not - December 7, 2008, 1:25 am
Its ok...I'll keep fighting to protect their liberties. as long as they could admit they are thankfull for them.
Da5id - November 1, 2008, 7:56 am
It's like holding up signs indicating how morally retarded they are themselves. Send them to Iraq. Ooops... flag touching the ground, burn it... and whatever it's attached to.
Johnny - October 28, 2008, 5:52 pm
I applaud people for expressing their ideas, but these people need to go lay down in traffic and if they have kids, let them play around where they are laying.


Christian Scientists -




LUST - No Longer One of the Seven Deadly Sins


TAGS: ted haggard bible jesus god stupid indoctrination creationists atheist christian scientists religion catholic church baptist westboro
Rating: 1.67/5

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Keep going - October 31, 2008, 6:05 pm
until you are gone postal....


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